Palin on CNN:
Sitting here in these chairs that I'm going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it's our privileged obligation to find solutions to the challenges facing our own states every day being held accountable, not being just one of many just casting votes or voting present every once in a while, we don't get away with that.
A few weeks ago, I wrote of a distinct up-side to Sarah Palin's campaign: that the word moose was appearing in the national media with unprecedented frequency. I noticed an increase of 327 percent in occurrences from August to September of 2008, and predicted — perfectly reasonably, I might add — that we could look forward to 327% increases every month from now on. That would have meant 2,472 occurrences of the word moose in October.
I now see, however, that the actual frequency of the word moose was a mere 444 times in October — less than 18 percent of my expected figure.
This leads me to conclude that the August-to-September increase was a statistical outlier. This proves, further, that the entire Sarah Palin phenomenon was nothing more than statistical noise — in other words, we now have mathematical proof that Sarah Palin never actually existed.
So now we're stuck for the next four years with an inexperienced radical black nationalist Marxist Arab terrorist-coddling tax-and-spend defeatist Muslim vote-stealing illegal-immigrant-embracing elite Ivy League non-natural-born citizen who's determined to invite bin Laden into the white house and to show hardcore pornography to kindergartners.
Isn't it about time that an older rich white guy caught a break in this country?
Just 1,463 days until the next presidential election. About time to start campaigning, don't you think?
